Buff Boi

INTRODUCTION

Once the leader of an ancient civilization, Buff Boi was a well spoken and charismatic leader, however after committing a cardinal indiscretion at The Sandstone Monostary (i.e saying "I just don't think memes are very funny") He was turned into a troll like creature, capable of minimal verbal interaction, on parallel with a creature like Grub. He was however given superhuman strength in place of his mind. When The Golden God became aware of the existence of this creature, he made it his champion warlord. When asked how he thought that a being with minimal intelligence and processing power was fit to rule a whole realm, he angrily decreed, "Oh yeah right Janet cause your such an intellectual and you would know, don't tell me who and who I cant make my warlord, now get out of my castle before I banish you to the Sand-wastes" The reign of Buffboi was met with no resistance on the grounds he could and frequently did destroy mountains, leaving his rule uncontested.

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS

Standing 10 feet tall, Buff Boi poses an absolutely massive form, with a hunched figure that seems to be composed of bits of jade glued together. The amount of destructive power he can unleash is nearly unparalleled even by God's themselves. The drawback to this is extremely slow movement and slow reaction time. Making him deceptively slow until he gains speed and crushes his target entirely.

PERSONALITY

None

TRIVIA

-Is not allowed to be referred to as "swol" such an action will result in a swift and painful death

-Likes Carly Rae Jepsen

-Knows Spanish (but can't speak it)

-Is in charge of safekeeping all known sacred texts at the Sandstone Monostary