The Lonely Jester

INTRODUCTION

The Lonely Jester was a once powerful being that inhabited The Valley of Shining Light in the Third Realm At the time he was known as Ajay The Prosperous, he ruled the land fairly, promoting economic success from his citizens through trading with other realms. He dealt primarily in precious scripts and relics and one time possessed the entirety of The Shrek series, including the as of yet an unreleased fourth movie. The arrival of The Golden God brought The Jester's reign to an end, removing him from power and routinely banishing him into the desert. He was given the name "The Lonely Jester" by The Golden God as a prank, and then immediately decreed that would be his name. The Jester proclaimed "I was never even a jester" to which The Golden God decreed everybody should disregard "such tomfoolery" Since then he wander around the realms, sort of just walking around looking for cool stones and sticks, and getting banished everytime he walks into the capital where The Golden God rules.

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS 

The Lonely Jester possesses flowing hair that he gained through his prosperous reign, but aside from that is of tired and disheveled appearance. He still wears the clothes of a rich merchant including the pointed shoes which aided in the creation of his new name. Additionally, he wears the many rings and chains of a rich businessman and is overall still very wealthy regardless of his homeless status.

PERSONALITY

He is naturally a jovial and amiable individual, yet is generally in a state of annoyance at being consistently banished. He is aware The Golden God could have him killed at any given moment, however, he does not seem to care as he states "I am pretty dead inside at this point so its like, yeah. Have you seen my copy of Shrek anywhere?"

TRIVIA

-Believes the earth is flat

-Buys new Yeezys every month even though he is homeless

-Is very learned in ancient manuscripts such as Drake and Josh, The X files, and Vsauce

-Thinks MTV cribs is "propaganda The Golden God puts out to keep people under his rule"